It was a normal Browns home game Sunday, I arrived in the Munilot (is it one words or 2?) a little after 7am and began the normal tailgate routine. Only thing out of the ordinary there was @ClevelandFrowns locking his keys in his car like a 16 year old girl, but I digress. Myself and @Rossitron5 arrived at our seats in section 534 around 12:40 and began killing time before the kickoff with small talk with the people around us.
Right around kickoff a mid 20s gentleman wearing a #58 "B. Miller" jersey arrived at his seat 2 rows in front of us with his eyes practically rolled in the back of his head already. I thought to myself "this is gonna be fun". I like fucking with people who are far too drunk. Little did I know he would use said seat as much as Shurmur used Hillis on short yardage situations. He stood, and stood, and stood. Old dude in front of me said to him "You better sit down [whippersnapper] or you're going to get kicked out". "Yeah [motherfucker]."
@Rossitron5 who might have a severe case of ADD starts giggling and telling me he's going to text The Fuzz. "It's going to be awesome dude, trust me". In the mean time B. Miller has sat down during 1st and 2nd downs, but was still standing during kickoffs! Brah, it's going to be a touchback, then a TV timeout, have a seat! The 20 people in a 10 seat radius, that's an area of 3.1415 X 10 ^ 2 (math!), have become annoyed with B Miller. Ross finally figures out how to make this text happen (moron) and we wait. Giggling to each other how no one will expect us since we were sticking up for him at first. However, I was thinking that his kid really deserves to be tossed, giggling aside. Thinking to myself "this is the reason these rules are in place" /unwrapping a Werthers Origional. B Miller is walked somewhere with his buddy, and buddy says "we'll be back". Hired rent a cops arrived 4 minutes later (shit's fast) but B Miller never returned. Props to his buddy for likely getting him out of the stadium, unprops to him for lying to us!
So what was the point to all of this? To tell you (all 4 of you) that there are specific situations where "fans" deserve to be booted for excessive standing. And also to you this epic picture from the Muni Lot.
Superpimp also now has business cards (and delicious blood?)!
